Mandate 34 05 02: "Don't even think about it"

By order of the Ministry of Sudden Urgency, you are hereby mandated to watch an endless loop of 80s music videos.

Failure to comply will result in the immediate revocation of your weekend.

Next Month's Mandate

Mandate 32 04 01: "The Great Outdoors"

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you may choose to defy the system.