The year is 2020, and the world is a mess. But don't worry, the Mandate of the Year 2020 is here to make it worse!
Section 1: Unnecessary Regulations
Article 1: Bureaucratic Red Tape
Due to the overwhelming demand for paperwork and pointless meetings, we have introduced the Bureaucratic Red Tape Act.
Section 2: More Regulations
Article 2: Increased Paperclip Usage
To combat the growing trend of using actual pens for writing, we have mandated the use of paperclips. Yes, you read that right, paperclips.
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