Article 3: All Hail the Bureaucratic Overlords!

Section 1: Praise for the Inefficiencies of Red Tape

By Order of the Mandate, all citizens are required to spend at least 3 hours per day navigating the labyrinthine corridors of our glorious Bureaucratic Empire.

Section 2: Mandatory Bureaucratic Etiquette

When interacting with our esteemed Bureaucratic Overlords, please remember to bow upon greeting, and address them as "Your Exalted Eminence" at all times.

Section 3: The Art of Form-Filling and Paper-Shuffling

A comprehensive guide to filling out forms with precision and care, including but not limited to: Form 27-B, Form 42-D, and Form 11-G.