Phase 3: The Unmitigated Disaster

Year 2020: Because Who Needs a Budget, Anyway?

After the abject failure that was Phase 2, we've managed to make it even worse. This time, we've doubled down on all the mistakes and added some new ones.

Key Features:

• A 500% increase in unnecessary meetings
• A new policy of randomly assigning tasks to random people
• Free coffee in the break room (just kidding, it's $5 per cup)

Learn more about Phase 3-1: The Unmitigated Disaster Sub-Plan

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, learn about Phase 3-2: The Even More Unmitigated Disaster

And, of course, Phase 3-3: The Completely Unmitigated Disaster

Or, if all else fails, Phase 3-4: The Totally Unmitigated Disaster

And finally, Phase 3-5: The Utterly Unmitigated Disaster