Section 6: "The Unnecessary Regulations"
As per Mandate of the Year 2020, all citizens are now required to wear a bright pink jumpsuit at all times while in public.
Failure to comply will result in severe fines, community service, or forced participation in a 24 hour marathon of 80s pop music.
Subsection 6.1: Exemption for Extreme Ironing Enthusiasts
Subsection 6.2: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)