In a shocking turn of events, the 2020 Mandate of the Year award has been given to the what-the-heck-is-a-mask mandate.
It's a bold move by the who-is-behind-the-scenes, a group of shadowy figures rumored to be hiding behind a wall of masks.
We've heard that their reasoning behind the mandate is to keep everyone guessing, and to make sure no one can actually see what's going on behind the scenes. It's a clever move, really.
But what's next for the what-the-heck-is-a-mask mandate? Will they start requiring everyone to wear masks at all times? Only time will tell.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.