MANDATE 3: THE GREAT SOCK PUPPET INSPECTORS

By order of the Supreme Sock Puppet Overlord, all citizens are hereby mandated to perform a thorough inspection of their sock drawer every Tuesday morning.

Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiting of all snacks for the week
• Assignment to scrub the toilets in the public restroom
• Revocation of all social media privileges

Inspectors will be on the lookout for:

• Matching sock offenders
• Sock lint accumulation above 1 inch
• Sock smell emanating from the vicinity of said drawer

Click here for more information on Mandate 4: The Sock Folding Initiative.

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