Due to an unexpected increase in world-renown, we're experiencing a backlog of requests from international dignitaries. Please allow 4-6 weeks for processing.
Step 1: Submit Application
ประก Submit your application hereStep 2: Background Check
Our team of highly trained and highly disinterested bureaucrats will verify your credentials.
Step 3: Review Board
A panel of distinguished world leaders will carefully consider your request and provide feedback.
Step 4: Mandate Approval
If your request is approved, we'll issue an official Mandate 007e-appeal, granting you the authority to do whatever it is you want to do.
Still waiting on Step 3... or Step 2... or actually, we're still on Step 1.
For more information, click here for the FAQ page.
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