Mandate 009e: Consequences
Due to recent events, the following items are now mandatory:
- Wearing of neon-colored jumpsuits in public places
- Participation in spontaneous group sing-alongs to disco music
- Consumption of an entire can of sardines in one sitting
Failure to comply will result in:
- Fines of up to $100,000 or 500,000 in disco tickets
- Community service: attending a never-ending loop of reruns of "The Neverending Story"
- Probationary exile to the island of misfits and outcasts