The Unyielding Edict of Unfettered Freedom

BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I, MANDATE 99-B, COMMAND THAT ALL CITIZENS OF THIS FAIR REALM SHALL BE FREED FROM THE BONDAGE OF BORING CLOTHES.

Effective immediately, all garments shall be subject to a minimum of 37% more sparkles and 11% less beige.

Any attempts to resist or defy this mandate shall be met with stern looks from the Mandate's trusted advisors, the Council of Unfettered Fabrics.

For further information, consult the Mandate 99-B FAQ

Or, if you're feeling brave, challenge the Council of Unfettered Fabrics to a battle of wits.

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this Mandate are solely the views of Mandate 99-B, and do not reflect the views of any other entity, including the Council of Unfettered Fabrics, or the International Association of Uninteresting Garment Choices.