As you may know, this is the 3rd iteration of Mandate 99b2a. A document so influential, so earth-shattering, that it's being kept under heavy guard by the Council of Mandate Enforcement.
Below are the key points:
Section 1.1: All citizens are required to wear a "I'm with Mandate 99b2a3" t-shirt every Friday.
Section 1.2: All forms of sarcasm must be directed at the government, lest you be subject to "The Stare of Shame" - a real thing we've heard.
Section 2.1: All public spaces must play only the music of "The Great Mandate 99b2a3 Playlist" 24/7.
Section 2.2: All citizens are required to watch "Mandate 99b2a3 The Musical" at least once a week.
Click here to view Mandate 99b2a4, the document that explains the intricacies of Article 3 in excruciating detail.
Section 3.1: All citizens are required to eat at least 3 meals a day, with a side of "Mandate 99b2a3 Sauce" for every meal.
Section 3.2: All citizens are required to sleep for exactly 7 hours every night, no more, no less. Any deviation will result in "The Mandate Mandate" - a real thing we've heard.
Section 4.1: All citizens are required to say "Long live Mandate 99b2a3!" at least once a day.
Section 4.2: All citizens are required to wear a "Mandate 99b2a3" pin on their sleeve at all times.
For more information, see Mandate 99b3.
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