Mandate 99C: A Brief Overview
In a bold move to streamline bureaucracy and reduce the burden on our overworked and underpaid administrators, we are introducing Mandate 99C: The Cancellation of Cancelations.
This revolutionary new policy aims to cancel the cancelation of all cancelations, effective immediately.
But wait, there's more! With Mandate 99C, we are also introducing a new tiered system of cancelations:
- Level 1: Mild Cancelations (e.g., Canceling a meeting)
- Level 2: Moderate Cancelations (e.g., Canceling a project)
- Level 3: Extreme Cancelations (e.g., Canceling the apocalypse)
Stay tuned for further updates, as this is just the beginning of the end of the beginning of the end of cancelations.