Mandate 99D: A Call to Action
By order of the Supreme Council, you are hereby mandated to:
- Don a pair of plaid pants at once.
- Practice the art of extreme ironing.
- Maintain a 4:1 ratio of coffee to human blood.
- Develop a comprehensive guide to the history of socks.
Failure to comply with this mandate will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Seizure of all remaining donuts.
- Forced viewing of elevator music on repeat.
- Reassignment to the department of Extreme Knitting.