Mandate 99D-1: The Unyielding Decree
By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that all users must wear funny hats on Tuesdays.
Article 1: Hat Requirements
- Section A: Hats must be worn at all times on Tuesdays.
- Section B: Hats must be of a sufficiently silly nature.
- Section C: Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, imprisonment, and forced watching of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show."
For your convenience, we have provided a list of approved humorous hats: