Mandate 99D-1: The Unyielding Decree

By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that all users must wear funny hats on Tuesdays.

Article 1: Hat Requirements

• Section A: Hats must be worn at all times on Tuesdays.
• Section B: Hats must be of a sufficiently silly nature.
• Section C: Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, imprisonment, and forced watching of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show."

For your convenience, we have provided a list of approved humorous hats:

• Mandate 99D-2: The Hat-tyrant's Guide
• Mandate 99D-3: The Unholy Trinity of Headgear