THE MANDATE OF OBTUSENESS

Article 1, Section 3, Subsection 4: All citizens are required to be obtusely unaware of the obvious.

Section 2, Article 5, Subsection 7: Mandatory daily doses of sarcasm are to be administered to all public officials.

Read the full text of Mandate 99C Section 8: Unofficially Official Interpretations

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

Q: What is the purpose of this mandate?

A: To confuse and befuddle all who dare to question it.

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