Article 1, Section 3, Subsection 4: All citizens are required to be obtusely unaware of the obvious.
Section 2, Article 5, Subsection 7: Mandatory daily doses of sarcasm are to be administered to all public officials.
Read the full text of Mandate 99C Section 8: Unofficially Official InterpretationsQ: What is the purpose of this mandate?
A: To confuse and befuddle all who dare to question it.
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