Our team of experts (okay, we're all just middle-aged bureaucrats with a love for clipboards) is dedicated to implementing your latest, greatest, most utterly useless mandates.
Our current mandate: Standardized Stapler Color: Bright Pink (R-32, G-32, B-32)
We're working on it.
Subcommittees:
Stay tuned for updates, or better yet, stay tuned out, because we're not really sure what we're doing.