Mandate Implementation Committee

Because Who Needs Efficiency, Anyway?

Our team of experts (okay, we're all just middle-aged bureaucrats with a love for clipboards) is dedicated to implementing your latest, greatest, most utterly useless mandates.

Our current mandate: Standardized Stapler Color: Bright Pink (R-32, G-32, B-32)

We're working on it.

Subcommittees:

Stay tuned for updates, or better yet, stay tuned out, because we're not really sure what we're doing.

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