At the Unreliable Mandate, we're not actually guaranteeing anything. But hey, it sounds cool, right?
Our lawyers (if we had any) told us to put this page up, so here it is.
We promise not to be responsible for any damage or inconvenience caused by our complete and utter lack of responsibility.
But don't worry! We'll try not to make it worse. Probably.
Want to know more about our completely-not-existent policies?
Or maybe you'd like to know how we're planning to asked-for-but-not-given-warranties?