Socks for the Sock Skeptics 2024

A Guide for the Fashionably Insecure

Welcome, skeptics! We've compiled a list of the finest socks for those who refuse to wear pants.

Socks of Destiny - For when you want to be noticed from afar
Socks of Destiny 2: Electric Boogaloo - For when you want to be noticed from up close
Socks of Destiny 2.5: The Unreliable Sock - For when you want to be noticed from anywhere, but not too much
Socks of Destiny 3: The Sockocalypse - For when you want to be noticed, but only if someone's watching

Disclaimer: Socks not actually guaranteed to change your life, but they might make you feel a little bit better.

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