Where the fabric of reality is woven with the finest, most ostentatious threads of neon blue.
Neon Blue Socks are not just a fashion statement, they're a way of life.
Our research team has been studying the effects of neon blue socks on the human psyche, and the results are astounding.
People who wear neon blue socks have been shown to be 3.7 times more likely to be right, and 2.1 times more likely to be wrong.
But don't just take our word for it, see for yourself at our Experiments.