MANDATE 01-01
By the power vested in me, Sock Inspector General, I hereby mandate the following:
ALL Socks shall be worn with matching colors.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of an endless loop of socks with matching colors
- Removal of all socks, including those currently on the feet
- Assignment of Sock Tampering Duty for 500 years
MANDATE 02-01: Sock Heterochromia Prohibition