Mandate 1.1: Because Who Needs Personal Freedom, Anyway?

Welcome to Mandate 1.1, the official guide to doing what you're told. Because, let's be real, who needs autonomy in their life?

Here, you'll find the most comprehensive collection of rules and regulations to make your life easier. And by "easier," I mean "less interesting."

Check out our sub-mandates for more information:

• Sub-Mandate 1.1.1: The Unwritten Rules of Procrastination
• Sub-Mandate 1.1.2: The Mandatory Guide to Picking Your Nose
• Sub-Mandate 1.1.3: The Unavoidable Guide to Taking a Shower