By the Unyielding Ones, We Command: You Shall Not Be Amused.
We, the Unyielding Ones, have decreed that you are hereby required to watch this video. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: loss of snack privileges, forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show," and/or mandatory attendance at interminable meetings.
Video: MANDATE001c: The Unyielding Ones Unleash Their Fury
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