Manifesto for the Preservation of Socks

Section 10: The Sock-ocalypse

As we speak, the world is on the brink of Sock-Apocalypse. The once-venerable sock drawer lies in ruins, a graveyard of mismatched, single-pair, and utterly bereft of hope.

We, the Sock Preservationists, refuse to let the world succumb to this abyss of bare feet. Our manifesto is clear:

1. Establish Sock-Rescue Missions to scour the local laundries for errant socks.
2. Create a network of Sock-Savers, trained in the ancient art of matching.
3. Develop Sock-Fortresses, where lone socks may be safely stored and paired.
4. Conduct Sock-Awareness campaigns to educate the public on the importance of sock preservation.

To join the fight, click below:

• Join the Sock-Savers
• Sock-Fortress Architecture