In the face of unrelenting mediocrity, we, the undersigned, refuse to be swayed by the whims of the mediocre.
We demand a world where the coffee is always strong, the internet is always fast, and the pants are always comfortable.
We will not be silenced by the din of the mundane, nor will we be swayed by the siren song of the status quo.
Join us, and together, we shall create a world of unadulterated excellence!
Read our manifesto of utter discontent, and discover the power of the Unnegotiable Outrage:
- The Silent Majority is Not So Silent, a treatise on the dangers of groupthink
- The Art of Being in a Daze, a guide to navigating the absurdity of modern life
- The Indefensible Position, a defense of the indefensible