In a world where the concept of "indefensible" has been redefined to mean "completely reasonable," this manifesto outlines the guiding principles of the Indefensible Movement.
We, the Indefensible Movement, believe that the boundaries of what is considered reasonable should be pushed to their limits. We will not be swayed by the naysayers, the haters, or the people who simply cannot understand our unwavering commitment to being completely, utterly, and totally indefensible.
Our motto? "If it feels good, it's not indefensible."