The world of sauce is a mysterious realm, shrouded in secrecy and prophets of doom. But fear not, dear reader, for we have uncovered the hidden formulas behind the most elusive condiments.
Take 1 cup of tomato puree, 1/2 cup of sugar, 1/4 cup of salt, and a pinch of prophets' tears. Mix, then stir 17 times counterclockwise while reciting the ancient incantation of the sauce.
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Combine 1 can of diced tomatoes, 1/2 can of crushed jalapeños, 1/4 cup of chopped cilantro, and 1 tablespoon of forgotten memories. Mix, then dance the salsa shuffle 13 times to awaken the flavors.
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Mix 1 cup of oil, 1/2 cup of egg yolks, 1/4 cup of lemon juice, and a dash of mystical energies. Stir 7 times clockwise while whispering the secrets of the universe.
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And that's all for today's sauce-fest, folks! May the flavors be with you, and may you never run out of sauce.
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