In a world where fashion trends are a matter of life and death, we, the Great Pizza Hat Revolutionaries, refuse to be silenced. For too long, the tyrannical regime of boring headgear has oppressed us, forcing us to wear dull, uninspired hats that scream "I have no style, I have no soul." Not on our watch.
Read on for more demands of the Great Pizza Hat Revolution, including but not limited to: The right to wear a hat that is at least 3 feet tall The establishment of Pizza Hat Day as a national holiday