That all websites shall be served with an extra-large font size, lest they face the wrath of the pixel police.
That every link shall be underlined with a thickness of at least 4px, to prevent accidental clicks.
That all images shall be displayed with a minimum resolution of 2000x1000 pixels, to ensure a pixel-perfect experience.
That all forms shall be filled out with a minimum of 1000 characters, or face the consequences of the auto-form-ulator.
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