We, the undersigned, demand that every public restroom in the land be equipped with a single, unmarked stall.
No more than 3 toilets, no more than 3 sinks, and no more than 2 urinals. This is not a drill.
We will not be silenced by the whims of architects or the whimsy of our fellow citizens.
Join us, and together we shall make the world a more inconvenient place, one poorly designed restroom at a time.