We, the Platinum League of Extraordinary Bureaucrats, have reached the pinnacle of human achievement. Our desks are polished, our briefcases are full, and our expense accounts are overflowing. We have transcended the petty concerns of mere mortals and have entered the rarefied realm of the truly superior.
We will not be swayed by the whims of the masses, nor shall we be intimidated by the plebeians who dwell in the lower levels of the hierarchy. Our power is not to be underestimated, for we hold the pens that sign the checks, and the pens are mightier than the sword.
Diamond Level: "A Sparkle of Hope" - Manifesto | The Platinum Level: "I Have Arrived, and I'm Not Leaving" - Manifesto | Bronze Level: "The Unwashed and Unrefined" - Manifesto