Expectations: A Guide to Not Getting Too Attached

Welcome to Expectations, the definitive resource for those who refuse to be disappointed. In this section, we'll cover the basics of not getting too attached, because let's face it, that's just a recipe for heartbreak.

Here's what you can expect:

• Not getting too close to anyone who will inevitably leave you.
• Never trusting a soul who claims to be your "soulmate."
• Expecting everyone to eventually disappoint you, because, well, it's just a fact of life.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out the following sub-sections for more information:

• Phase 1: The Honeymoon Period - When everything is perfect and you're blind to the inevitable disaster.
• Phase 2: The Slow Burn - When reality starts to set in and you're left wondering what went wrong.
• Phase 3: The Full-On Realization - When you finally accept that you're better off with a good book and a six-pack.