1. A well-timed failure is a success in disguise.
2. The probability of failure increases exponentially with the number of meetings.
3. In the face of uncertainty, do the opposite of what you're told.
4. A good plan is a 50-page PowerPoint, no matter the situation.
5. The only way to get ahead of schedule is to fall further behind.
6. In the immortal words of the great philosopher, "We have met the enemy, and he is us."
7. The best way to get people to do something is to make them think it's a bad idea.
8. The only constant is change, except on Tuesdays.
9. In the absence of a plan, do what you want, it's not like anyone is watching.