Article 1: We, the undersigned, declare that the internet shall be a bastion of unrelenting awfulness.
Article 2: We, the undersigned, demand that all websites shall be served with a minimum of 4px black border and a font size of 16px.
Article 3: We, the undersigned, ordain that drop shadows shall be used without mercy, lest the website be deemed unfit for purpose.
Manifesto 2: The SequelWhereas Article 1, we, the undersigned, do hereby declare that the internet shall be a bastion of unrelenting awfulness, we, the undersigned, do hereby ordain that all websites shall be served with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a side of eye-rolling.
Subarticle 2: The Sarcasm