Level 1: The Casual Observer
- Get access to our bi-weekly newsletter, filled with updates on our latest, most mediocre projects.
- Receive a personalized message from one of our highly trained, but slightly traumatized, team members.
Level 2: The Enthusiast
- Get access to our bi-weekly newsletter, plus:
- Exclusive access to our "I'm a little bit interested" Discord server.
- A personalized message from one of our slightly less traumatized team members.
Level 3: The Bleeding Edge Enthusiast
- Get access to our bi-weekly newsletter, plus:
- Exclusive access to our "I'm completely obsessed" Discord server.
- A personalized message from one of our highly trained, highly traumatized team members.
Personalized Messaging: Because You Want to Hear from Us, Even When We're Screaming
At The Bleeding Edge, we understand that sometimes, you just want to hear from us, even when we're screaming.
Our personalized messaging system ensures that you receive a unique, one-on-one experience from one of our highly trained, but slightly traumatized team members.
Choose from one of our three levels of personalized messaging:
- Level 1: A gentle, soothing voice, perfect for those who are easily triggered.
- Level 2: A moderately loud, moderately disturbing voice, perfect for those who are slightly more... flexible.
- Level 3: A screaming, ear-piercing voice, perfect for those who are ready to face the depths of human suffering.
Don't wait, join The Bleeding Edge today and experience the thrill of personalized messaging!