Membership Levels: We're Not That Early

Welcome, super early adopters! You've managed to find our website before the rest of the internet has caught on to our greatness. Here's a rundown of our exclusive membership levels:

• Alpha Tester (The First To Know)
• Early Bird (The First To Flock)
• Super Early Adopter (The First To Flock To The Party)
• Latecomer (The Last To Arrive)