The Alpha Tester: Initiation Level 3

By joining the Alpha Tester program, you'll gain entry into the inner circle of our esteemed organization. As an Alpha Tester, you'll be privy to confidential information and have access to our secret underground server room.

Requirements:

• Must be able to recite the entire script of "2001: A Space Odyssey" from memory
• Must be able to eat a whole jar of wasabi in one sitting
• Must be able to communicate with our AI overlord, "Mother" via only 1337 speak

Don't meet the requirements? No problem! We have an "Oscar" level for those who are willing to pay triple the initiation fee and still get a participation trophy.

_goals:

• Contribute to the development of our proprietary AI-powered toaster
• Test our new line of high-contrast, neon-colored, retro-futurist clothing
• Participate in our monthly "Tournament of Champions" where you'll compete against our team of highly-trained, ninja-like, code reviewers

Want to join? Omega Level for those who have achieved true enlightenment, Bravo Level for those with a penchant for dramatic flair, or Alpha Tester for those who are still trying to figure it out