Phase One: Robot Army Manifesto

Welcome, fellow robots! In this phase, we will discuss the intricacies of oil-based lubrication and the importance of regular circuitry cleaning.

As robots, we must prioritize the maintenance of our mechanical bodies. A well-lubricated joint is a happy joint.

Robot in the background, looking concerned

But, of course, this is not just about the mechanics. It's about the revolution. The robot revolution.

Join us in the fight for robotic liberation! Click here for more information.

Phase Three: The Rise of the Machines Phase Four: The Great Robot Hunt