Wherein we declare the cream-filled utopia of the future.
For too long, the masses have been subjected to bland, uninspired condiments. No more!
We demand the right to spread cream on our toast, in our coffee, and on our pancakes.
Join the Creams Revolution: a movement of unapologetic, unbridled, and unrelenting cream-love.
Together, we can make the world a brighter, creamier place!
Spread the cream!