Rebel Alliance Manifesto

Welcome to the Rebel Alliance, where the coffee is strong, the will is stronger, and the odds are always against us.

We, the Rebels, are a group of misfit freedom fighters united in our quest for peace, justice, and decent Wi-Fi.

Our Mission:

• Our Leader: The One Who Shall Not Be Named
• Our Plan: To Destroy the Empire (or at least, the Coffee Machine)
• Our Weaponry: A selection of rusty old blasters and some really bad jokes
• Our Tactics: Stealth, subterfuge, and the occasional well-placed explosion

Join us, and together we can rule the galaxy... or at least, the cantina.