A Declaration of Misuse

We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that the art of interruption is a lost art. A delicate dance of timing and tact, it requires finesse and a healthy dose of disdain for the schedule.

Article 1: The Misuse of "Hold On"

Article 2: The Misuse of "Wait, Wait, Wait"

Article 3: The Misuse of "Not Now"

Article 4: The Misuse of "In a Moment"

Article 5: The Misuse of "Right Away"

Article 6: The Misuse of "Just A Sec"

Article 7: The Misuse of "Five Seconds"

Read the Epilogue for the Conclusion of our Misdeeds