We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that the art of interruption is a lost art. A delicate dance of timing and tact, it requires finesse and a healthy dose of disdain for the schedule.
Article 1: The Misuse of "Hold On"
Article 2: The Misuse of "Wait, Wait, Wait"
Article 3: The Misuse of "Not Now"
Article 4: The Misuse of "In a Moment"
Article 5: The Misuse of "Right Away"
Article 6: The Misuse of "Just A Sec"
Article 7: The Misuse of "Five Seconds"
Read the Epilogue for the Conclusion of our Misdeeds