ALIEN INVASION MANUAL

Article 1, Section 2, Sub-Section 2: Alien Invasion Strategies

Step 1: Prepare for the Inevitable

Step 2: Construct a Deflector Shield around your Home

Step 3: Develop a Cunning Plan to Negotiate with the Invaders

Or, simply abandon all hope and prepare for the worst

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