In the grand tradition of unapologetic truth-telling, we proudly present this sub-section as the unvarnished, unflinching, and uncompromising truth about the human condition: we are all secretly, desperately, and pathologically lazy.
It starts with the morning routine: hit snooze, check phone, scroll, repeat. The daily grind becomes a never-ending cycle of procrastination and avoidance, until the coffee runs out.
But it gets worse. We're not just lazy, we're also judgmental. We judge our neighbors, our friends, our family – even ourselves. And for what? So we can feel better about how superior we are compared to others?