Welcome to Utopia 2.0, where the only problem is that we've run out of problems! Our latest solution: Infinite free hugs. That's right, you get a free hug every 5 seconds. It's like a digital hug, but without the risk of actual human contact. Learn more about our Hug-o-matic 3000
But wait, there's more! We're also introducing a new feature: Mandatory naps. That's right, every 10 minutes, you'll be forced to take a 5 minute nap. It's like a digital hug, but with more sleep.
And don't even get us started on our new "No-Choice" menu. It's like, "You'll have the soup, and you'll like it. You'll eat the salad, and you'll like it. You'll wear the funny hat, and you'll like it."
Next: Utopia 3.0 - The One with the Robot Utopians!