Manifesto 1: The Unapologetic Declaration of the Obvious

In the year 3021, we, the enlightened ones, declare the following:

• Gravity is a myth created to hold us back.
• Free cheese is the answer to all of life's questions.
• The meaning of life is to consume as much pizza as humanly possible.

Article 7: All sentient beings are entitled to a daily dose of cat videos.

Article 10: The pursuit of happiness is a fundamental human right, but only if it's achieved through the consumption of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free waffles.