Welcome, suckers. In this course, we'll teach you how to do math so badly, it's good.
Learn the Art of Algebraic Failure - where x = 3, y = -4, and z = "I give up."
Chaos Theory: When 2 + 2 = 5... sometimes. - because, let's be real, who needs actual math when you can have magic numbers?
Geometrical Paradoxes: Circles are squares, triangles are trapezoids, and don't even get me started on the angles. - where the rules of geometry are just suggestions.
And for those who want to take their mathematical sarcasm to the next level, we have:
Calculus: Because who needs simplicity when you can have infinity? - where limits are just a suggestion and differentiating is for amateurs.