The Teapot Theorem

According to the Teapot Theorem, a teapot in a vacuum will not whistle, but a mathematician in a vacuum will.

Proved by: Kazim the Great, using the Teapot Axe in 300 BCE.

Corollary: Theorem 2, Sub-Theorem 3: A mathematician in a vacuum will still complain about the lack of coffee.

Caffeine Levels: Critical in 300 BCE.

References:

• Teapot Theorem
• Kazim the Great