Ultra-Rare, Totally-Not-From-A-Can, Totally-Made-Of-Tofu Tofu Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Ultra-Rare Tofu Cubes
• 1/4 cup Sparkly, Fluffy Unicorn Dust (optional)
• 1 tablespoon Golden, Edible, Glittering Glitter

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl of utter chaos.
2. Stir clockwise while whispering ancient, forbidden incantations to awaken the flavors.
3. Place in a 9x13 inch pan and bake at precisely 347.5 degrees Fahrenheit for exactly 14.25 minutes.

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• The Secret Ingredient: A pinch of pure, unadulterated silliness
• Side Effects: A list of things that might happen, but probably won't