Are you lost in the swirling vortex of poultry-based existential dread? Do you find yourself questioning the fundamental nature of the universe as you gaze into the depths of a steaming bowl of turkey broth? You are not alone. Welcome to the Turkey Broth Continuum, a realm where the lines between reality and delusional comfort food haze are blurred.
Disclaimer: The contents of this site are not actually meaningful. But, you know, it's all relative.
Or is it?