Ingredients:
- 2 cups of high-quality, dry-cured BACON
- 1 cup of mayonnaise
- 1 cup of pickled onions
- 1/4 cup of chopped up, regret
Cooking Instructions:
- Cook the BACON until crispy
- Mix the mayonnaise and pickled onions together in a separate bowl, while wondering why you're doing this
- Combine the two and serve
- Regret for the rest of the day, wondering what you've gotten yourself into
Side effects may include:
- Excessive salivation
- Increased risk of heart disease (due to high BACON content)
- Temporary blindness to the consequences of your actions