Quantum Crisis Fries: Entangled Fries

Warning: Entangled Fries May Cause Spontaneous Human Elevation

Fries cooked at a quantum frequency, entangled with the fabric of space-time, and doused in a sauce that defies the laws of thermodynamics. Tastes like a flavor bomb just went off in your mouth.

• Disentangled Fries: for when you want to go back to your mundane existence
• Schrödinger's Fries: Fries that exist in multiple states simultaneously, but you'll never actually get to try them
• Superposition Salad: when you want to mix and match flavors, but still get a stomachache